New Laser Cutter PC - Name It!

Recently, my work was disposing of a bunch of old assets and I saw an opportunity to upgrade the aging PC that controls the laser cutter.

This is the new machine:

  • Intel Core i7-2700k
  • 8GB DDR3 (2x4GB)
  • 120GB SSD + 500GB HDD
  • DVD Burner (came with the case, didn’t want to leave a hole!)
  • GeForce GT 210 (doesn’t need much/any grunt in the GPU department)

Only thing I can’t provide is a name. This is where you all come in. I asked on Discord last week and got the following suggestions;

  • LaserMcLaserFace
  • 2edgy4me
  • Trogdor
  • ThePhatController
  • Lazertron
  • pewpewtron
  • LazorCharger
  • LaserSusan
  • Imcharginmylazer
  • Neuraliser
  • DontMakeMeCutYou
  • ZapBranigan
  • Red
  • TheShark
  • LaseyHorse

0 voters

Pick your favourites (up to 3). If you have any further suggestions, add them as a reply and I’ll put them in! This poll will close after a week.

It should be pointed out that the case has blue lights, so a very Australian name is Red.

How about “laserlips”…
Like from “Number 5” - “Hey Laser lips, your mother was a snow blower”!

or just plain…